Terms of Service
Last updated: March 13, 2027 — by a guy who definitely isn't a lawyer
1. Acceptance of Terms
By reading this document, you have already agreed to everything below. There is no going back. You scrolled, you accepted. That's how the internet works. We don't make the rules. Actually we do. These are our rules.
2. Ticket Purchases
All ticket sales are final, non-refundable, non-transferable, and non-existent. By clicking "Complete Purchase" you acknowledge that:
- You understand that money is a social construct
- You are prepared to receive a picture of a dog instead of a ticket
- You will not be mad about the dog. The dog did nothing wrong
- If you are mad about the dog, you must look at the dog again until you are no longer mad
3. Conduct at the Venue
Attendees agree to the following behavioral guidelines while on PrankCon premises:
- No prank calling the hotel front desk. They know. They always know.
- You may not use a soundboard during check-in, no matter how funny you think it is
- If someone says "you're on speaker," you must immediately do something memorable
- Shoe removal in the panel rooms is optional but encouraged. Socks must be clean.
4. Intellectual Property
All prank calls made during PrankCon '27 become the intellectual property of... actually, we have no idea how that works. Just don't steal anyone's bits. It's rude.
5. Liability
PrankCon is not responsible for:
- Hurt feelings resulting from expertly crafted prank calls
- Lost friendships due to "it was just a prank bro" situations
- Any phone bills incurred from being inspired by panel discussions
- The emotional impact of seeing a really cute dog when you expected a ticket
- Spontaneous adoption of said dog
6. Privacy Policy
We collect your Discord username. That's it. We're not the government. We don't want your social security number. Please stop trying to give it to us. Seriously, someone tried last year.
7. Dispute Resolution
All disputes will be resolved via a best-of-three prank call battle, judged by a panel of your peers. The loser must publicly admit the other person is funnier. There is no appeal process. Brad Carter's rulings are final.
8. Modifications to Terms
We reserve the right to change these terms at any time, for any reason, including but not limited to: vibes, Mercury being in retrograde, or because someone in the Discord said something funny that gave us an idea.
9. The Fine Print
If you've read this far, congratulations. You are now legally obligated to adopt a dog. Not really. But you should. They're very good.
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